I’ve gone and done it now. I broke down and ate an M&M at almost eleven at night. Sure it starts off small. But soon it just won’t be enough, and I’ll have to get more and more M&Ms to satisfy the cravings. Next thing you know I’ll be missing work to go score more candies. I’ll be selling all of my stuff so that I can afford more and more bags of peanut and regular M&Ms. I guess I can say goodbye to all my hopes and dreams of being a successful musicians, finding a nice girl, and settling down. Goodbye loving family. Hello mob boss I mule for in order to score more candy-coated chocolate treats.
