Mysterious Barricades

Seeing as I am an encyclopedic source of great information and sage advice, I feel that when I have one of my breakthroughs that I should share what I have learned rather than horde it for myself. Congratulations universe, you are the recipient of my wisdom. Learn and apply. These things I have learned:

• It is possible to dream about nachos for every meal. It is also possible to achieve that dream. In my case, it possible to each nachos for lunch several times in a week and still crave them. Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like Moe’s. 
• It’s tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that’s right on time.
• Earl Grey and note cards on ancient Greek music and Gregorian chant turn into Sam Adams and yoyo tricks after about a half hour. 
• It can no loner be called a “beautiful forest” if an interstate runs right through the middle of it. 
• I saw someone fall asleep reading Salinger today. Salinger causes narcolepsy, which is odd because I have the same condition with Hemingway. 
• If you advertise your business as family friendly, chances are that I will stay away for two reasons. One, I don’t really want to go somewhere where your kids will become an inconvenience to me. Two, I don’t want my homies and me to be the only single people in the place. Goodness I want to go roller skating so badly. 

That’s it.