Mysterious Barricades

You know you’ve found a good one when you give her a tour of your living space saying, “This is my Samurai Jack poster, Samurai Jack bobble-heads, Storm Trooper and Captain America figures, Optimus Prime Mr. Potato Head, Ratchet and Clank cardboard cutout and action figures (mint in box), signed Les Paul t-shirt, Zombie superhero painting, Nerf battle axe and mace, stuffed abominable snowman from those Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer claymation specials, yo-yo collection, and Pokemon Monopoly game,” and she replies, “I call Blastoise.”