Mysterious Barricades

Witness the hypocrite.

Many have heard my rants about my college friends that got engaged and spend their time dedicating Facebook statuses to each other so often that looking at my News Feed is much like being in a movie theater and being forced to watch the people in the row in front of you make out during the explosions. Explosions take precedent over kissy faces! However, on my Tumblr I have to put up with a certain someone posting political propaganda and busy .gifs fourteen times a day (Love ya buddy.), so pardon me if I spend a little time exclaiming, through the immortal words of Colin Hay and Men at Work, that “My babe, she gives me everything. She gives me everything I need.”